fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

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I arrive half an hour early for training, because I spend 20 minutes posing with the fans waiting there.

Ivan Rakitic (via blaugr4na)

gooner-chicanetrap:

You have not known pain until your favourite footballer is out injured for four weeks after only just recovering from an 8 week injury spell. 

Thomas Muller: dedicates World Cup goals to his wife, Lisa Muller.
Angel Di Maria: dedicates World Cup goals to his wife, Jorgelina Cardoso.
Mario Gotze: dedicates both World Cup goals to Marco Reus.